New addictions

The far superior Android Marketplace has graciously given all of its users Angry Birds for free. This has got Grant and I hooked. My phone doesn't make it through the day without a charge or two. My goal in this post is try to help those Angry Birds become happy. Here are my five pathetic attempts...

Q. What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker!

Q: What is the definition of Robin?
A: A bird who steals!

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment! (Doctors love this one...trust me..)

Q: Where do birds invest their money?
A: In the stork market!

Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!

Hilarious right? Well if that doesn't work, then this is bound to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S8OsJOP4Bw

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