New addictions

The far superior Android Marketplace has graciously given all of its users Angry Birds for free. This has got Grant and I hooked. My phone doesn't make it through the day without a charge or two. My goal in this post is try to help those Angry Birds become happy. Here are my five pathetic attempts...

Q. What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker!

Q: What is the definition of Robin?
A: A bird who steals!

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment! (Doctors love this one...trust me..)

Q: Where do birds invest their money?
A: In the stork market!

Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!

Hilarious right? Well if that doesn't work, then this is bound to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S8OsJOP4Bw

 The End

It has been too much time....

I apologize for the famine of new posts. I recognize that you are all hungering for new knowledge and insight from Jent Huker. So I will now attempt to satisfy your starving minds. First eat some blueberries, they are brain food. ok done.
Love, Grant

Poetry

Today I feel that all you lovely readers could benefit from from an original poem, so here I go.

Why is it that people think poems must rhyme,
when ignoring this trait would save so much time?
Poems would then have so much free range,
though to put them to music might turn out quite strange.
If I wrote a poem I would write what I thought,
and I wouldn't care if it rhymed or not.

Sincerely, Grant

A Grand Start

As Grant so eloquently put, it has begun! What a beginning it has been too. With three profile views already, there isn't much that can slow us down at this point. (Jeff-2 views, Grant-1 view). I know what you are thinking....What would cause Jeff and Grant to stoop to such levels and start a blog. The answer is actually quite simple. Individually, we wouldn't....we couldn't. United, we reach new levels and heights that others can merely dream of. Buckle up, listen up, and enjoy because this is truly a treat from the heavens. This is Jent Huker.

With Love,
Jeffery

The Beginning......

Jeff and I have decided that the world will be a much more enjoyable place for everyone, if, and only if, people have the opportunity to hear more from us. It is for this reason and this reason alone that we have begun this blog. Do not be alarmed if you find yourself reading this every day. It is only natural to desire the knowledge that this blog will impart unto you, or rather that we will impart unto you via this blog. I hope you all enjoy the wondrous blog that is, "Jent Huker".

Love, Grant