Christmas is over...

Christmas has passed and we all know what that means... We are about to embark into the last full year before the end of the world in 2012. I cannot believe how many things I still want to do with my life that i am some how going to have to accomplish in such a short amount of time. I fear that there just may not be enough time for all of it. It is with this acknowledgment that I have gained a new found sense of urgency the make this coming year the most eventful of my life. For this I am going to need all of your help. I will place a list of things that I will need and you can use the comments section to volunteer and donate.

The List:
1. Jeggings
2. a new bicycle
3. every episode of Daria
4. money
5. a girlfriend
6. a round trip to Groezrock Festival 2011
7. a personal chef
8. a record label

sadly that is all i need for my life to be fulfilled. I would appreciate any assistance that can be given.

Loves... Grant

back to work after the long weekend, and I don't feel like coming up with a more interesting post title

Over this long weekend I was privileged to have quite a bit of time to spend watching movies. Here are a few things that I was able to learn in the process....

1. just because there is a large concentration of children getting cancer in a town doesnt mean that there is something wrong with the water

2. directors love getting actresses naked

3. movies have a much higher percentage of redheads than real life (mostly due to the Weasley family)

4. no one should ever go to West Virginia

5. streaming full length movies include a lot of buffering

6. Cincinnati was originally just called Cinci, but since Cinci was so nati  they called it Cincinnati

7. if you are ever on a bridge that is collapsing, you shouldn't in your car and talk on the radio, getting off the bridge is a bit more important

And last but not least.....

8. fetuses are creepy

So.... in conclusion, there are a lot of really cool things that you can learn from movies.

Love, Grant

Fact of the Week

Did you know that cats were originally thought to be able to drink liquids by curling their tongue, forming a ladle. A recent MIT and Princeton University study has proven that this is in fact false! The fact is, cats pull their tongues out of the liquid so fast it sends the liquid into the air, and into its mouth. Well done cats....this week is for you. Just stay away from me...Im allergic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw

Q-tips

Whats with q-tips these days?! They are neither Q's or tips. If you ask me, they should be called l-tips.

Sincerely,
Ffejery

November....

It is officially November. I know what you are thinking, "Thank goodness it is November. Now I can celebrate thanksgiving for the first time where I am able to be thankful for this blog." This is a very true and worthy thought. I'm sure the next thought running through your head is, "How and I more fully show my appreciation for the great blessing that Jent Huker has been in my life?" This question is quite common, to say the least. Luckily the answer is simple. To show appreciation, you need only share the astonishing wonder that is Jent Huker with as many people as you are able. There is no better way to show appreciation for a blessing than to share it with others. So, Spam the crap out of your friends until they too are followers of Jent Huker.
Loves..... Grant

SUPERB

On my adventure to find out whether or not kryptonians can grow beards, I turned to google. I stumbled across this little gem... Kryptonians vs Sayains! I was shocked to find out there was a whole thread dedicated to this topic, and it has taken me 22 years to even start to think about it.  Since then, I have dedicated my Monday afternoon to get to the bottom of this hot debate. After much study, I have concluded that on earth, with the yellow sun, Kryptonians would take the cake. Without the sun, the Kryptonians would be punching bags for Sayains. ( ***DISCLAIMER*** I love both of these critters oh so much, and i do NOT mean to offend any of our many readers.)




Works Cited:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-439150-the-kryptonians-vs-the-sayains.html

New addictions

The far superior Android Marketplace has graciously given all of its users Angry Birds for free. This has got Grant and I hooked. My phone doesn't make it through the day without a charge or two. My goal in this post is try to help those Angry Birds become happy. Here are my five pathetic attempts...

Q. What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker!

Q: What is the definition of Robin?
A: A bird who steals!

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment! (Doctors love this one...trust me..)

Q: Where do birds invest their money?
A: In the stork market!

Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!

Hilarious right? Well if that doesn't work, then this is bound to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S8OsJOP4Bw

 The End

It has been too much time....

I apologize for the famine of new posts. I recognize that you are all hungering for new knowledge and insight from Jent Huker. So I will now attempt to satisfy your starving minds. First eat some blueberries, they are brain food. ok done.
Love, Grant

Poetry

Today I feel that all you lovely readers could benefit from from an original poem, so here I go.

Why is it that people think poems must rhyme,
when ignoring this trait would save so much time?
Poems would then have so much free range,
though to put them to music might turn out quite strange.
If I wrote a poem I would write what I thought,
and I wouldn't care if it rhymed or not.

Sincerely, Grant

A Grand Start

As Grant so eloquently put, it has begun! What a beginning it has been too. With three profile views already, there isn't much that can slow us down at this point. (Jeff-2 views, Grant-1 view). I know what you are thinking....What would cause Jeff and Grant to stoop to such levels and start a blog. The answer is actually quite simple. Individually, we wouldn't....we couldn't. United, we reach new levels and heights that others can merely dream of. Buckle up, listen up, and enjoy because this is truly a treat from the heavens. This is Jent Huker.

With Love,
Jeffery

The Beginning......

Jeff and I have decided that the world will be a much more enjoyable place for everyone, if, and only if, people have the opportunity to hear more from us. It is for this reason and this reason alone that we have begun this blog. Do not be alarmed if you find yourself reading this every day. It is only natural to desire the knowledge that this blog will impart unto you, or rather that we will impart unto you via this blog. I hope you all enjoy the wondrous blog that is, "Jent Huker".

Love, Grant